Liquor’s been around for ages – literally! – and promoting the sale of it is something that the producers of it have been into for just as long, no doubt. Well, maybe less long… maybe the first producers of liquor were just down to get liquored up with friends. But since the invention of money, at least, distillers have been looking for ways to stand apart. Entice the buyer! Convince him or her that your product is the BEST way to get liquored up, amongst all available options!

The label on the bottle has ever been and still remains the single most important piece of that effort – in aggragate, perhaps television ads, word of mouth and actual quality are more important in driving sales, but when a person sees a product they are unfamiliar with, all they can judge it by is the label.

In short, the label defines the liquor.

I’m an English major, not an art major. So when I look at a label on a bottle of booze, I don’t see graphic design and brilliant images, I see the words. And in this, I am blessed. For the images are sometimes delightful, often colorful, and inevitably extant, but the words kind of make me laugh.

I first heard of Kessler Blended Whiskey from my friend Dan. Dan referred to it as “Dr. K”, simultaneously a reference to Dr. J, who was somewhat prominent when Dan was in a touring band, and the eponymous Dr. Julius Kessler. The label says it is “Smooth As Silk” – I suspect the label lies. But I’M not going to lie to YOU: It might be EXACTLY as smooth as silk, I haven’t tasted it. Nor have I ever tried to eat silk. All I can say is that, in my plural years of selling liquor to cheap-booze-swilling rednecks in Mechanicsville, I have not once been asked “Where is the Kessler?” I’m not even sure I’ve ever actually SOLD a bottle, though I’m pretty sure I did restock it once, so someone must have.

The most amusing thing about Early Times is the name itself. Which is, you must admit, prominently displayed on the label. I mean, really? I often say “Breakfast of champions!” ironically when discussing rotgut booze, but they’re not even making a thing out of it. It’s just “Hey! We’re whiskey for the MORNING! You like drinking EARLY? We’re the motherfucking whiskey for YOU!” I can’t even argue with them; I have never crawled out of bed and thought “Shit. I need some whiskey. Vodka, wine, beer, that won’t do.” Maybe if I ever woke up with that thought, I would be forced to agree that Early Times is the best booze ever for drinking in the early times. Special props to Early Times for getting placement with the bourbons, rather than the blended whiskeys, in Virginia ABC stores, despite the fact that Early Times is not actually a bourbon.

Every time I see a bottle of Burnett’s, I think of my ex-girlfriend’s vagina. Because a.) I drank a lot of Burnett’s, post-facto, and b.) that shit had Superior Smoothness. Crass? Yes. Accurate? Yes. If this article does one thing for you, I hope that one thing is that every time you look at a bottle of vodka and question its smoothness, you contemplate the vagina of my ex-girlfriend. But I’ll be satisfied if you just think about vaginas in general. Sir Robert Burnett would probably be satisfied if you just bought his vodka. Incidentally, I googled him. As far as I can tell, he may once have been Lord Mayor of the town of London. I don’t think he was of the landed gentry (more on that later) and he might have never been a Sir at all, in any way, but he did, apparently, exist. According to the research of some other people who will probably be the first result you get when YOU google that shit, after you keep thinking about vaginas when you drink vodka, and wonder about the man who started it all.

The impetus for this article: Royalty. When I rock a bottle of Aristocrat vodka, I proudly proclaim that I am drinking like the landed gentry. When I drink a bottle of Fleishmann’s, I admit that there is liquor that even I think sucks. Aristocrat tastes like rubbing alcohol, but honestly? That’s fine. I’ve gotten used to that taste; I’ve been depressed and unemployed before, and that’s what Aristocrat is for. Fleishmann’s, though? It’s for nothing. Not for naught: You will get drunk if you drink it. But you could have payed a few dimes less, and AVOIDED having to make the Fleishmann’s-face every time you swallowed. The takeaway, though, is this: if your bottle of liquor says “royal” on it, you could do better. I look forward to comments telling me I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure that no bottle of liquor with the word “Royal” as a descriptor on the label has ever been bought gleefully. We buy that shit because we have to, not because we want to.

And now… my favorite! Only carried in a plastic half-gallon, never higher than the bottom shelf, Old Taylor proudly proclaims itself… “Of Topmost Class”! Obviously, that’s classy. It says so, itself. But it also reminds me of Indiana Jones. “We have bourbon of topmost class.” “What bourbon?” “TOPMOST bourbon.” You can’t question it. It is fothermucking topmost. Obviously, it’s a lie. Well, maybe not, I haven’t had it. I think maybe that needs to be a sequel to this post, actually: my reactions to the most amusingly labelled liquors. But until that happens, I am going to assume that this bottom-shelf, cheap-as-fuck bourbon is not, in fact, of topmost class. It’s just brazenly willing to bullshit you. And I find that adorable.

HONORABLE MENTION:

I couldn’t include this in the top five because the words are not on the label. But if you work in the “liquor industry” and you come into contact with cases of Nikolai, you know that it “Kisses But Never Tells…” – that is awesome on so many levels. The first level? I don’t even know what that means. How am I supposed to interpret that? I have no idea. I don’t really care. It’s awesome. I assume that it is the only vodka to officially sponsor infidelity. I bet, if you go to a hotel that offers hourly rates AND has a mini-fridge, you will find that mini-fridge stocked with Nikolai vodka. Second level? It’s a slogan that is not on the label. WHICH WOULD BE TELLING. How awesome ARE these people? That awesome. Don’t tell.

— devlocke

Is "imbibement" a word? I have no idea. Well, I have a sneaking suspicion it wasn't, before I coined it, actually, but maybe not. I have no certainty, is what I'm saying. Drink up!

UPDATE: I kind of want to cry. The podcast saved all glitchy. And the show was so GOOD, dammit. Oh well. 

Song	Artist	Album	Label	Year
Go Home Little Girl	Dash Rip Rock	Ace of Clubs	Mammoth	1989
Like Your Mama Said	Dash Rip Rock	Dash Rip Rock	Mammoth	1986
Leave Me Alone (With My Bottle)	Dash Rip Rock	Ace of Clubs	Mammoth	1989
Whisky, Mystics, and Men	The Doors	Perception	Elektra	2006
What Have I Done To Deserve This?	Pet Shop Boys	Actually	EMI	1987
I Want To Be There – When You Come	Echo and the Bunnymen	Evergreen	London	1997
Drink You Sober	Bitter:Sweet	Drama	Quango Fontana	2008
Slow Jam	New Order	Get Ready	Reprise	2001
Dead Now	Frightened Rabbit	Pedestrian Verse	Atlantic	2013
I.R.S.	Guns n’ Roses	Chinese Democracy	Geffen	2008
Anything, Anything (I’ll Give You)	Dramarama	Live At the China Club	Chameleon	1990
Sluttering (May 4th)	Jawbreaker	Dear You	Geffen	1995
The Background	Third Eye Blind	Third Eye Blind	Elektra	1997
You Can Bring Me Flowers	Ray LaMontagne	Till the Sun Turns Black	RCA	2006
The Triffids	Goodbye Little Boy	The Black Swan	Mushroom Records	1989
Books on the Bonfire (edit)	The Bolshoi	Away… Best of The Bolshoi	Blanco y Negro Records	1999
The House That Dripped Blood	The Mountain Goats	Tallahassee	4AD	2002
I Work In A Saloon	Arab Strap	The Week Never Starts Round Here	Matador	1996
Fifteen Minutes of Fame	Sheep On Drugs	Best of a Bad Bunch	Invisible	2006
Wake Up, Time To Die	Pop Will Eat Itself	This Is the Day… This Is the Hour… This Is This!	RCA	1989
Attitude	Melvins	Everybody Loves Sausages	Ipecac	2013
Sexuality	Billy Bragg	Don’t Try This At Home	Go! Discs	1991
Twydale’s Lament	Half Man Half Biscuit	Achtung Bono	Probe Plus	2005
C.A.M.R.A. Man	Half Man Half Biscuit	Voyage to the Bottom of the Road	Probe Plus	1997
Tour Jacket With Detachable Sleeves	Half Man Half Biscuit	Some Call It Godcore	Probe Plus	1995
Die Young	Ke$ha	Warrior	RCA	2012
Flashlight	The Front Bottoms	The Front Bottoms	Bar/None	2011
Cut It Out	The Go-Betweens	Tallulah	Blanco y Negro	1987
Hair of the Dog	Green On Red	Gas Food Lodging	Enigma Records	1985

— devlocke

… and anything else, for that matter.

UPDATE: Fucking nailed it, dawg. Solid show. Lots of multi-song sets from the same artist, but not overbearingly so, and they were all pretty solid. I dug the show a lot and I was barely sentient for most of it. Click here to download it, like a boss. As per always, click here to check us out on Facebook. 

Song	Artist	Album	Label	Year
Black Liquor	Dash Rip Rock	Black Liquor	Alternative Tentacles	2013
It’s the Beer	Dash Rip Rock	Country Girlfriend	Bill Davis	2008
Natchez Trace	Dash Rip Rock	Country Girlfriend	Bill Davis	2008
Meet Me At the River	Dash Rip Rock	Black Liquor	Alternative Tentacles	2013
Hungover In Church	Cadaver Dogs	Pariah Social	self-released	2008
The After Hours	Cadaver Dogs	Pariah Social	self-released	2008
Dirty Jokes	Cadaver Dogs	Pariah Social	self-released	2008
Front Porch	Slobberbone	Barrel Chested	New West	1997
Billy Prichard	Slobberbone	Barrel Chested	New West	1997
One Rung	Slobberbone	Barrel Chested	New West	1997
Born Sandy Devotional	The Triffids	In the Pines	Domino	1986
Tender Is the Night (The Long Fidelity)	The Triffids	Born Sandy Devotional	Domino	1986
The Seabirds	The Triffids	Born Sandy Devotional	Domino	1986
Uncorrected Personality Traits	Robyn Hitchcock	I Often Dream of Trains	Rhino	1984
Mother of the Bride	Billy Bragg	Don’t Try This At Home	Go! Discs	1991
Infinite Arms	Band of Horses	Infinite Arms	Columbia	2010
Lover I Don’t Have To Love	Bright Eyes	LIFTED or The Story Is the Soil, Keep Your Ear To the Ground	Saddle Creek Records	2002
Rose Parade	Elliott Smith	Either/Or	Kill Rock Stars	1997
Late March, Death March	Frightened Rabbit	Pedestrian Verse	Atlantic	2013
Evening Kitchen	Band of Horses	Infinite Arms	Columbia	2010
Narcolepsy	Third Eye Blind	Third Eye Blind	Elektra	1997
London	Third Eye Blind	Third Eye Blind	Elektra	1997
God of Wine	Third Eye Blind	Third Eye Blind	Elektra	1997
22	Taylor Swift	22	Big Machine Records	2013
Crazy Kids	Ke$ha	Warrior	RCA	2012
Young, Wild, & Free (feat. Bruno Mars & Snoop Dogg)	Wiz Khalifa	Young, Wild, & Free	Atlantic	2013
Eat That Up, It’s Good For You	Two Door Cinema Club	Tourist History	Glass Note	2010
I’ll Be Alright	Passion Pit	Gossamer	Columbia	2012
Finnegan’s Excessive Wake	Tangerine Dream	Finnegan’s Wake	Cleopatra	2013

— devlocke

That song from Prairie Home Invasion never fails to make me smile. What's up, guys? Let's get drunk.

UPDATE: Go here to listen to the show. It was good. Also, check us out on Facebook by clicking here.

Song	Artist	Album	Label	Year
I Lie When I Drink	Dale Watson	El Rancho Azul	Red House Records	2013
I Drink To Remember	Dale Watson	El Rancho Azul	Red House Records	2013
I Hate To Drink Alone	Dale Watson	El Rancho Azul	Red House Records	2013
Line Up	Elastica	Elastica	DGC	1995
Bedhead	Sleeper	Smart	Arista	1995
Feeling Peaky	Sleeper	The It Girl	Arista	1996
True Drunk Love	Dash Rip Rock	Tiger Town	Doctor Dream	1993
Liquor Store	Dash Rip Rock	Dash Rip Rock’s Gold Album	Naked Language	1996
Pussywhipped	Dash Rip Rock	Dash Rip Rock’s Gold Album	Naked Language	1996
Lucifer Rising	Rob Zombie	Venemous Rat Regeneration Vendor	Universal	2013
We’re An American Band	Rob Zombie	Venemous Rat Regeneration Vendor	Universal	2013
Granny Farming In the UK	Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine	A Sheltered Life
A Sheltered Life	Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine	A Sheltered Life
The Way I Tend To Be	Frank Turner	Tape Deck Heart	Polydor	2013
Billericay Dickie	Ian Durie	New Boots and Panties!!	Demon	1977
North Sea Bubble	Billy Bragg	Don’t Try This At Home	Cooking Vinyl Records	1991
Anymore	Frank Turner	Tape Deck Heart	Polydor	2013
Magazine	Pigface	Notes From Thee Underground	Invisible Records	1994
Liberator	Spear of Destiny	The Best of Spear of Destiny	Recall	1998

— devlocke

Tunes! Booze! Victory!

UPDATE: Christ. It took long enough, but the podcast is up. Click here to check it out. As per always, this is our Facebook. 

Song	Artist	Album	Label	Year
Better Times	The Ones To Blame	Better Times	Thew Ones To Blame	2012
The Ones To Blame	The Ones To Blame	Better Times	The Ones To Blame	2012
Alcoholics	The Ones To Blame	Better Times	The Ones To Blame	2012
Hannah	Ray LaMontagne	Trouble	14th Floor Recordings	2004
The Great Salt Lake	Band of Horses	Everything All the Time	Sub Pop	2006
Jagged	Old 97′s	Fight Songs	Elektra	1999
What We Talk About	Old 97′s	Fight Songs	Elektra	1999
Crash On the Barrelhead	Old 97′s	Fight Songs	Elektra	1999
Busted Afternoon	Old 97′s	Fight Songs	Elektra	1999
Drinkin’ Beer and Wastin’ Bullets	Luke Bryan	Doin’ My Thang	Wrasse	2009
Touch Me Behind the Liquor Store	Cadaver Dogs	Pariah Social	Cadaver Dogs	2008
A Beer and A Shot	Juliana Hatfield & Frank Smith	Sittin’ In A Tree…	Ye Olde Records	2007
Like Your Mama Said	Dash Rip Rock	Dash Rip Rock	Mammoth	1986
Leave Me Alone (To My Bottle)	Dash Rip Rock		Mammoth
Big Daddy Like Whiskey	Dash Rip Rock	Dash Rip Rock	Mammoth	1986
Go Home Little Girl	Dash Rip Rock		Mammoth
Women and Work	Car Bomb Inc.	YouTube	self-released
Between the Lines	Mudd Helmet	unreleased
Twelve Glass Soldiers	Venus Throw	Raised Right, Gone Wrong	self-released	2012
Hello Hangover	Jaya the Cat	More Late Night Transmissions With…	I Scream Records	2007
Twist the Cap	Jaya the Cat	First Beer of a New Day	Suburban Records	2005
Six Cold Beers	Jaya the Cat
Beer	People Under the Stairs	Beer	Om	2010
Bring Out the Bottles	RedFoo	Bring Out the Bottles	A&M	2012
I Want A Lover	Pet Shop Boys	Please	EMI	1986
One More Chance	Pet Shop Boys	Actually	EMI	1987
Eat Me, Drink Me, Love Me, Kill Me	Pop Will Eat Itself	The Looks Or the Lifestyle	Cherry Red	1992
Beer Metal Sex	Abigail
Putting Anthrax in the Beertap on Britpop Saturdays	Magrudergrind	Rehashed	Six Weeks	2007
Shots	LMFAO	Essential R&B 2010	Universal	2010
Waving My Dick In the Wind	Ween	The Mollusk	Elektra	1997
Hurricane	Panic! At the Disco	Vice & Virtues	Fueled By Ramen Records	2011
Toss Me A Beer Man	Tracy Lords Loves Noise

— devlocke

I forgot to write anything about tonight's show. I had no plan, just a bible for booze and two hours to fill. I'm quite happy with how it's turned out, to be honest.

UPDATE: Podcast has been uploaded. Download it from Radio4All by clicking here. Also, we have a Facebook. It's here. 

Song	Artist	Album	Label	Year
I’m So Tired	The Beatles	The White Album	Capitol	1968
Alienation’s For the Rich	They Might Be Giants	They Might Be Giants	Restless Records
Crazy When She Drinks	Lee Rocker	Black Cat Bone	Alligator Records	2007
Take Me Down To the Infirmary	Cracker	Kerosene Hat	Virgin	1993
3.0	Jimmy Catlett	Waiting To Fall Off the Earth	Glass Tube Records	2005
The Truth About Angels	Jimmy Catlett	The Big Beat	Glass Tube Records	2007
I Think I’ll Take To Whiskey	Jesse Colin Young	The Soul of A City Boy	One Way Records	1964
Whiskey Didn’t Kill the Pain	Mary Coughlan	Uncertain Pleasures	Warner Bros.	1990
Well Did You Evah	Robbie Williams & Jon Lovitz	Swing When You’re Winning	Chrysalis	2001
Sunday Morning Coming Down	Crooked Fingers	Reservoir Songs	Touch & Go	2002
Kristofferson	Tim McGraw	Let It Go	Curb	2007
Rye Whiskey	Nick Cave	B-Sides & Rarities	Mute	2005
Whiskey In the Jar	Pulp	Different Class	Island	1995
Martini Built For Two	My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult	Sexplosion!	Rykodisc	1991
A Little Love	Sam Page	Breach	self-released	2013
I Ain’t Gettin’ Any	The Monks	Bad Habits	EMI	1979
Sunny Afternoon	The Kinks	Face To Face	Sanctuary	1966
Bitters and Absolut	The National	The National	Brassland	2001
Shore Leave	Tom Waits	Swordfishtrombones	Island	1983
Jackie	Scott Walker	Scott 2	Fontana Distribution	1968
One For My Baby (And One More For the Road)	Etta James	The Second Time Around	MCA	1961
Es gibt kein Bier auf Hawaii	Paul Kuhn	Die Farbe der Liebe	Bear Family Records	1993
London Drunk	Swingin’ Utters	Juvenile Product of the Working Class	Fat Wreck Chords	1996
Between the Lines	Mudd Helmet	unreleased	unreleased
Anytime Anyplace Anywhere	Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine	You Fat Bastard: The Anthology	EMI	2007
Brother My Cup Is Empty	Nick Cave	Henry’s Dream	Mute	1992
UFOs, Big Rigs, and BBQ	Mojo Nixon	Gadzooks: The Homemade Bootleg	Unity	1997
Drink Till We’re Gone	Lucero	Lucero	Madjack Records	2001
Half-Price Drinks	Mick Farren	Vampires Stole My Lunch Money	Mischief	1978
Give Me Wine or Money	The Mekons	Natural	Quarterstick	2007
The Power of Positive Drinking	Lou Reed	Growing Up In Public	Buddha Records	1980

— devlocke

Tommy from Dog Germs filled in for me, so I could go to see Frightened Rabbit in North Carolina.

His setlist is here.

— devlocke

We are KILLIN' IT tonight. All top-forty bubblegum awfulness… with booze! Adhering simultaneously to our very high AND very low standards, we are proving once again that I'll play anything once. It's a dance-party up in here. A drunk dance-party. Thanks for listening/sorry.

UPDATE: And for once, we got a podcast. It took forever to save, but fuck it, I'm not complaining at this point. Download it from Radio4All by clicking here – you won't be sorry! Best drunk workout mix ever, probably. Not that I work out. So you'll have to be the judge of that. As per ever and always, click here to check out our Facebook page. 

Song	Artist	Album	Label	Year
Scream & Shout	Wil.i.am & Britney Spears	Scream & Shout	Interscope	2012
Blow Me (One Last Kiss)	P!nk	Blow Me (One Last Kiss)	Sony	2012
Tonight I’m Getting Over You	Carly Rae Jepsen	Kiss	Interscope	2012
Troublemaker	Olly Murs	Right Place Right Time	Sony	2012
The Edge of Glory	Lady Gaga	Born This Way	Polydor	2011
Wild Ones	Flo Rida ft. Sia	Wild Ones	Atlantic	2012
I Cry	Flo Rida	Wild Ones	Atlantic	2012
Right Round	Flo Rida ft. Ke$ha	Right Round	Atlantic	2009
Party Rock Anthem	LMFAO	Sorry for Party Rocking	Interscope	2011
Die Young	Ke$ha	Warrior	RCA	2012
Give Me Everything	Pitbull	Planet Pit	J Records	2011
In da Club	50 Cent	Get Rich or Die Tryin’	Interscope	2012
Turn Up the Music	Chris Brown	Turn Up the Music	RCA	2012
Suit & Tie (ft. Jay-Z)	Justin Timberlake	The 20/20 Experience	RCA	2013
Empire State of Mind ft. Alicia Keys	Jay-Z	Empire State of Mind	Roc Nation	2009
DJ Got Us Fallin’ In Love	Usher	Versus	LaFace	2010
Glad You Came	The Wanted	The Wanted	Universal	2010
As Your Friend (Radio Edit)	Afrojack ft. Chris Brown	As Your Friend	Island	2013
Starships	Nicki Minaj	Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded	Cash Money	2012
Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)	Beyonce	Single Ladies	Columbia	2009
Moves Like Jagger	Maroon 5	Hands All Over	Polydor	2010
Yeah!	Usher	Confessions	LaFace	2004
Young Wild and Free	Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa	Mac + Devin Go To High School (Music From and Inspired By the Movie)	Atlantic	2011
Ride Wit Me	Nelly	Country Grammar	Island	2000
Start Wearing Purple	Gogol Bordello	Gypsy Punks	SideOneDummy	2005
Blame It	Jamie Foxx	Intuition	J Records	2008
Stronger	Kanye West	Graduation	Roc-A-Fella	2007

— devlocke

Started the show out with an attempt to encapsulate Mother's Milk's breadth and depth of alcoholic expression in 40 minutes. Failed, but had fun trying. Then we started this week's liveness! Huzzah. Unfortunately, Audition crapped out on me and my podcast stopped recording like thirty seconds in. So no podcast this week.

Song	Artist	Album	Label	Year
Spinning Your Wheels	Horsehead	Sympathetic Vibrations	Emerald City Sounds	2013
A Good Night For My Drinking	Supersuckers	Motherfuckers Be Trippin’	Mid-Fi Recordings	2005
Shut Up and Get On the Plane	The Drive-By Truckers	Southern Rock Opera	Lost Highway	2001
The Power of Positive Drinking	Lou Reed	Growing Up In Public	Buddha Records	1980
This Year	The Mountain Goats	The Sunset Tree	4AD	2005
No Children	The Mountain Goats	Tallahassee	4AD	2002
Vagabond Holes	The Triffids	Calenture	Island	1987
I Need Some Fine Wine, and You, You Need To Be Nicer	The Cardigans	Super Extra Gravity	UMVD	2005
I Drink	Charles Aznavour	You and Me	EMI	1995
God Loves A Drunk	Richard Thompson	Rumor and Sigh	Capitol	1991
Goodnight, Friday Night	Brady Earnhart	Manalapan	City Salvage Records	2003
The Decemberists Live at The High Dive on 2004-09-22	The Decemberists	Archive.org

— devlocke

Herschel Stratego is joining us tonight, for another Fund Drive Extravaganza! Say 'cheers' and drink up!

UPDATE: Hey, want to join the group "PLEASE let herschel Stratego open for TMBG's opener…"? Click here to check it out!

DOUBLE-UPDATE: Finally got the podcast up – click here to download it. Also, we have a Facebook page. Just sayin'. Click here to visit that. 

Song	Artist	Album	Label	Year
A Little Love	Sam Page	Breach	self-released	2013
Emptiest Arms In the World	Horsehead	Sympathetic Vibrations	Emerald City Sounds	2013
Wasted Wine	Russell Lacy	Charlestown	self-released	2012
Must Have Been the Shine	Barrelhouse	Barrelhouse	self-released	2013
HERSCHEL STRATEGO
Last Night	Sabrina Stone	My College Degree and Me	self-released	2012
Girlfriend	Lydia Ooghe & Lux Vacancy	Love That Glow	self-released	2011
HERSCHEL STRATEGO
Whiskey, Mend My Broken Heart	Paulo Franco	By the Light of A Paper Moon	self-released	2012
Waving My Dick in the Wind	Ween	The Mollusk	Elektra	1997
The Beer	Kimya Dawson	My Cute Fiend Sweet Princess	Important Records	2004
HERSCHEL STRATEGO
Shots (feat. Lil’ Jon)	LMFAO	Essential R&B 2010	Universal	2010
Free Drinks	Ringo Starr	Choose Love	Koch Records	2005
HERSCHEL STRATEGO
Whiskey Weed Girls and Speed	Unholy Thoughts	The Attic	self-released	2013

— devlocke